if you give a baby dinosaur a cheerrio...

 

if you give a baby dinosaur a cheerrio

chances are he'll go to great lengths to get another one.

he'll push the chairs out from the kitchen table-

which will remind him

 how you were sitting there this morning eating something tasty in a bowl

 and how you so sweetly gave him just one to taste-

he'll look around and won't know you're watching

because if you're watching you won't be paying attention to the dishes you're doing

and if you're not paying attention to the dishes you are doing

chances are he could casually make his way up without you noticing.

and if you didn't notice then 

maybe 

just maybe 

he could get said cheerrio

that's been left

behind

and when he gets said cheerrio

it'll remind him that 

it was you who gave him that tasty bite this morning

and that's when he'll realize

he's on top of the kitchen table

while you're watching-

so,

if you give a baby dinosaur a cheerrio 

chances are 

he'll do what he has to do to get another one-

getting caught be damned ;0

*based loosely on the if you give a mouse a cookie book