I should have known...

Hello 'Red Flag', my friend...where were you yesterday afternoon?

Why didn't you scream in my ear?

Shake my shoulders?

Pull me into the playroom?

Why?

Was I too busy enjoying the absolute silence that allowed me to ummm, think for a second?

Quite obviously I lost my wits about me because my dear Ruby felt it necessary to morph into 'Baby Bunny' her alter ego.

Next time 'Red Flag' could you please encourage washable markers versus the permanent ones?

I've got trouble on my hands and her name is R.U.B.Y! (should have known giving her a name like that would lead to mischief!)

XO

Warning...

may be TMI (too much information) but I thought we all could use a laugh and who better to provide us with such chuckles than Miss Stella!

So.

I'm getting the girls in the tub and just about to get Stella undressed when she adamantly said 'I do it'.

Fine.

My little girl wants to be a big girl...bravo!

She starts to take her diaper off and what falls to the floor?

A perfectly wrapped O.B. tampon.

I asked her if she put it in her diaper and she said 'ya, like Mommy'.

Ya think she's made one too many observations in her young life?

xo